Who would win in a fight? (Official 500th TONe Thread)

[Kong Wen]

I found myself pondering this question earlier this afternoon. Who do you think would win in a fight: a forgetful girlfriend, a tiger with a water gun, or 8 Bernese Mountain Dog puppies working together?

Justify your answers.

I'm turning on the option to change your votes, in case you get swayed by the persuasive arguments that are sure to take place here.

[SkyPikachu]

Can the tiger only use the water gun or can it use its claws and teeth?

[Turai]

The puppies will win, because teamwork :p

[MerlinDrazziw]

If there even is a fight, the tiger should be able to win. The girlfriend probably forgets about the fight or wants to play with the puppies and the puppies are too inexperienced to fight. The watergun is a bit strange for a tiger, but I don't see a reason why the tiger couldn't win unless there's no fight at all.

[SkyPikachu]

The tiger would be to busy playing with the water gun to realise the puppies are attacking.

[Spore]

a dancing baby would clean up whoever was left standing

[Kong Wen]

a dancing baby would clean up whoever was left standing

Puppies are kind of like babies.

[link64]

The Tiger would win by default everyone else would be too scared to fight.

[Kong Wen]

[Audio Ace]

The tiger would win because it has mastered it own weakness and used it as a weapon. especially if its a supersoaker with a water tank attachment.