Best Name?

[Kong Wen]

What's the best name out of these options? Obviously they're all awesome, but if you had to be named one of these, or name your kids one of these, or name your parents one of these, which would it be?

If you have a strong second place, I've set this poll up to allow you to distribute 3 votes between 2 options if you want. You can also vote for a tie between two strong options, or else just pick one favourite.

Thank you for your dedication.

[Claytone]

lol I didn't understand how this poll was supposed to work and messed it up. Was that the point?

[The Shoemaker]

Jerry is OP because it's just such a "Oh, Jerry" type of name.

Harry let's second place for being a standard respectable name.

[Kong Wen]

lol I didn't understand how this poll was supposed to work and messed it up. Was that the point?

Maybe!

I gave two votes to Barry because it's fucked up. Unlike vanilla-ass Laurence and Terence, or Gerald and Harold, it's short for... Finbar! Which is great. Way to go Barry.

I asked around and the best people could come up with for what it was probably short for was Barrett. No dice.

[Kong Wen]

No votes for Gerry or Kerry, even though Jerry and Carrie are among the most highly-rated names.

[VictorViper]

These names don't all rhyme. Invalid poll.

[Kong Wen]

These names don't all rhyme. Invalid poll.

Hmm, intriguing that you thought the point of the poll was rhyming names. That'll be a valuable data point in my research.

Any thoughts on what the best name is?

[VictorViper]

These names don't all rhyme. Invalid poll.

Hmm, intriguing that you thought the point of the poll was rhyming names. That'll be a valuable data point in my research.

Any thoughts on what the best name is?

The best name is Morag. That's an easy one.

[Kong Wen]

These names don't all rhyme. Invalid poll.

Hmm, intriguing that you thought the point of the poll was rhyming names. That'll be a valuable data point in my research.

Any thoughts on what the best name is?

The best name is Morag. That's an easy one.

It's not on the list.